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March 7th, 2008 @ 13:47
Just as Friday reached the afternoon deathzone, Gemma arrived to brighten up our lives. Apparently, Gemma’s waps are so massive they get in the way of her Wii-playing, so much so she’d like to create a range of bras for ladies that share her predicament.
“I have to wear two bras when I go running at the gym so I’d love to design a range of sports bras for big-breasted women, something sexy not plain,” she said. “It’d definitely be handy for strapping them in when jumping up and down with the controllers.”
The “gorgeous 23-year-old” is presenting Play.com Live next weekend. Assuming she can manage to navigate the microphone past her tits, obviously.
“I win every time I play the Wii,” she added. “I’m the champion at the bowling game. I love it because all the family can get involved so it’s great to play on a Saturday night if everyone is round.”
Imagine us physically pulling a sad smiley face. There we are.
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March 7th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Phwoar!
March 7th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
“Apparently, Gemma’s waps are so massive they get in the way of her Wii-playing”
We need evidence. :p
March 7th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
f1r3storm: say hello to my friend Google
March 7th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Chins - Heh. I’d like to toast her crumpet, etc.
March 7th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
That first thing that close-up made me think was “collars and cuffs don’t match”.
March 7th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
http://www.gemmaatkinson.tv/
Double Phwoar!
March 7th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
haha
March 7th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Chins - Fucking Jesus.
March 7th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I’d like to start a petition for videogaming247 to put up a more ‘relevant’ image for this news item than what is currently being used.
Please sign below:
1. Chinster
March 7th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I can’t! I’ll get hounded off the internet by all the girlzgamorz
March 7th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Are those the same pictures as here?
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2008/03/gemma-atkinson-promotional-photo-alert.html
I’m not clicking on gemmaatkinson.tv from work.
March 7th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Those are the Play promo shots. The ones Chins pointed at are a little “friskier”.
March 7th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Well I’m at work and I’m looking
March 7th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
she is the new face for lingerie brand D-G.
Yes…. face.
March 7th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
She looks very shiny in the article image. Is it a UE3 render?
March 7th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
She should pop into Bravissimo for a sports bra - they’ll sort her out no problems.
March 7th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Tiger: I’ve sharpened her up to give her a “glazed” look.
Craigy: She’d probably need four of them, or something.
March 7th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Did someone mention Bravissimo? My girlfriend is quite large chested and gets that catalogue.
PHWOAR!
March 7th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
March 7th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Do you think I could get away with ordering a copy of that for my wife?
“I was thinking of *you*, love! Honest!”
March 7th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
@Chinster: could you imagine if you lived inside that magazine? Heaven.
March 7th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Oh my gosh don’t get me started craigy. The women in it are soooo beautiful. I even have my ‘favourite’ erm…. ‘model’