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May 14th, 2008 @ 11:36
Speaking at the Microsoft Gamer’s Day yesterday, Gears of War 2 dev lead Cliff Bleszinski has confirmed that Gears of War 2 will not feature unicorns coming out of his ass.
“A lot of gamers were somehow expecting Gears 2 to suddenly come out and have big bright purple flowers and rainbows and unicorns coming out of my ass or something like that,” he said. “It’s just not that game. It’s not a very saturated colour palette, but we are going for large, beautiful open vistas this time around, much larger scale of battle - so it’s not just grey pillars, right?”
He added: “There might be other projects coming out of Epic in which I may have a torrent of unicorn leakage from my ass. The horn’s the hardest part, really.”
The quote’s from a full interview on Eurogamer about the “game” and shit, but we’re far more interested in Cliff’s ass. Show us your ass, Cliff.
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May 14th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Don’t encourage him… he thinks he’s one step away from being in playgirl as it is.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:51 am
I’d pay to see that, despite not being gay.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:59 am
O_o
May 14th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Unicorn Power!
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May 14th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
haha
Oh dear.
May 14th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Candy mountain Charlie!
May 14th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
This officially ranks as the most disturbing thing I’ve ever read on the website..
May 14th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I see why he might come out with a comment like that though.
Reading through the comments on the gameplay vid and screens, all of the negative comments seem to be based around points like ‘ooooh it looks the same as the first one! how crappy!!’ or ‘LLLOlL…wer iz teh culorz!!!!1′
tbh I think that most of these comments are coming from PS3 fanboys trying to ‘win teh console WARZ’ because it looks quite impressive to me.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
This guy is a cockwomble.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Sort your checkpoints out for this one bleszinski.
Also, has any game ripped off the reload mechanic from the first game? That was about the only bit I genuinely liked.