Comments on: Win a Bourne Conspiracy t-shirt, impress “ladies”

By: Psychotext

Psychotext — Sat, 17 May 2008 17:25:56 +0000

Yeah… but we all know you’re too fat to wear it as anything but an armband morriss… send it to me!

By: morriss

morriss — Sat, 17 May 2008 14:44:38 +0000

Mine turned up today so you can shove your competition up your arse!

By: Enkeixpress

Enkeixpress — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:08:15 +0000

To be Totally Awesome. Nuff’ said. =)

By: Suppafly

Suppafly — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:59:58 +0000

Answer:

I want to become the perfect instrument so that when I pass people on the street they turn around and say: “My my… there goes one fine looking instrument”.

PS: and to be able to do push ups on two fingers just like Bruce Lee.

By: Psychotext

Psychotext — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:07:36 +0000

El_MUERkO: But what if the ninjas put holes in the t-shirt? What if it’s not the ninjas after all… but the squirrels. No-one ever suspects the squirrels.

By: El_MUERkO

El_MUERkO — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:02:59 +0000

i would like to become the perfect weapon that i might hunt down and kill all the evil ninjas who persist in putting holes in my socks

i would also like a free t-shirt, even if it is a bit naff

By: patlike

patlike — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:21:16 +0000

It actually uses the word “weaponize” in the demo. So Bourne. So perfect. So weapon.

By: Psychotext

Psychotext — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:19:36 +0000

Blerk: It’s seems like the more Bourne-esque thing to do.

By: Blerk

Blerk — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:12:08 +0000

Shouldn’t you sharpen the edges and chuck it at the neck of the winner?

By: patlike

patlike — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:06:15 +0000

I got the demo disc with the t-shirt as well. I’ve just played it, so I’ll chuck it in as a bonus.

By: Psychotext

Psychotext — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:54:49 +0000

O_o

By: that_happy_cat

that_happy_cat — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:39:36 +0000

I need to become the perfect weapon so I can avenge the death of my father (the late Baron Part-Deadly) who’s martial art skills were 6 percent too average to defeat his arch nemesis (the evil Dr Sufficiently-Violent) who repeatedly scored in the 99th percentile on the villain SATs. Statistically speaking then, the only chance I have to defeat this evil doer, thus honouring my family and clearing the slurred name of my father who was wrongly accused of burning down the local orphanage, then chasing the burning orphans, putting out the flames and then individually burning them again, is to score 100%.

Then after I do that I’ll probably take a year out, do some travelling… perhaps then go back do a masters you know?

By: G1GAHURTZ

G1GAHURTZ — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:29:06 +0000

Answer:

… because then I can do many things, such as win this competition and wear the t-shirt until I’m too big to fit in it, just like Ronnie Coleman

By: deanimate

deanimate — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:28:06 +0000

your child bearing hips?

By: Psychotext

Psychotext — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:18:26 +0000

Blerk: Goes straight to my hips. =(

/powerwalks

By: Harry

Harry — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:18:25 +0000

I was considering giving our shirt away too, I am also too er…robust…for the Bourne shirt I’ve been sent.

By: Blerk

Blerk — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:16:54 +0000

I love chocolate, me. It just doesn’t ‘affect me’ in a fat bastard kind of a way.

By: deanimate

deanimate — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:12:19 +0000

didn’t realise there’s a competition integrated into this post. should probably read them properly next time. though in my defense i am currently bumming someones house down.

By: patlike

patlike — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:09:39 +0000

I’m putting all this into a spreadsheet right now. Cadbury’s will be very pleased. They’re preaching to the non-chocolate-eating public.

By: Psychotext

Psychotext — Fri, 16 May 2008 14:04:39 +0000

The only two slim gamers and they’re both posting on VG247. Scary.

You should probably make your advertisers aware of it.

By: Blerk

Blerk — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:59:37 +0000

I weigh less than ten stones. Medium’s probably a bit big for me.

By: patlike

patlike — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:58:25 +0000

Why do you think I’m giving it away?

*belly-tap*

By: Psychotext

Psychotext — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:57:28 +0000

Pat:
Whizzo: I think that means I win by default as I’m likely the only person here who could fit into it! o/

By: Whizzo

Whizzo — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:53:48 +0000

A game based t-shirt in medium? Whoever works in the PR department at Sierra needs to do more research into potential customers!

By: Blerk

Blerk — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:53:15 +0000

I think I need to increase my browser’s default font size. I thought he said he was going to “bum my house down”.

By: patlike

patlike — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:53:10 +0000

PT: Yeah, you wouldn’t believe the wold nights I have writing videogames news on the internet from my room. I have to keep it from the wife, obviously.

By: Psychotext

Psychotext — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:50:34 +0000

Pat: Holland offers those sorts of services in hotels now? Awesome. \o/

By: patlike

patlike — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:49:11 +0000

I’m going to Holland tomorrow. I’ll pick someone from my hotel. You’re only in with a chance if you show pictures and video of your house burning down.

By: deanimate

deanimate — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:46:52 +0000

too late. i stopped reading this site over an hour ago and am now about to burn my house down.
looks like i win.

By: patlike

patlike — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:35:52 +0000

Heh.